The Policies Of My Administration: I Have Legitimate Power

“Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government.” – Dennis, Monty Python And The Holy Grail.

Monty Python & the Quest for the Holy Grail (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I’ve made it clear that I have an ambitious agenda of policies to put in place once I take power. But only a fool would take being in charge of the world lightly.

You might be able to make the case that I have been foolish now and again, but it’d be difficult to convince me that I am a fool. I’ve prepared for my take over by writing policies and watching for signs that the time is right for me to seize the power that is rightfully mine. Fools don’t spend time writing policy.

Well, some fools write policy; but there are no fools who write policy and watch for signs.

Anyhow, sometimes you find signs where you would least expect them.

Dennis Was Right

Strange women distributing swords is not the basis of a system of government. In fact, I’d say that recent history indicates that the guy in charge being given swords does not bode well for said guy in charge.

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