The Bureau of Mascots

I have decided that one of the policies of my administration, because I am taking over at some point, is that there will be a Board of Mascots.

This afternoon, when I went to get a hair cut, I saw that the local burrito shop had its own mascot out front. Looking back over that last sentence, I realize it sounds like I get my hair cut in a burrito shop. Since that’s kind of an odd thought, I am leaving that sentence as is.

Anyhow, the mascot of the burrito shop is…a lime wedge with a sombrero and a thin, curly mustache. Huh?

Thanks dude, I'm not hungry

What about a lime wedge indicates a burrito might be available? Why would they believe the lime wedge looking like a stereotyped Mexican bandit from an Eastwood western make me realize I was hungry?

Actually, what would motivate a self aware lime wedge to hawk burritos? Read the rest of this entry »