Advice for the Worlds Tallest Man

The news today is that there is a new World’s Tallest Man.

I am very pleased. The old World’s Tallest Man was getting stale.

Photo tip. If you're trying to make someone look bigger than a bridge, make sure there aren't people in the background.

Apparently this tallest man, Sultan Kosen, is happy to be recognized as the world’s tallest man because he believes that he will be able to meet women now that he is famous.

Sultan is a part-time farmer.

Rule Number 1 for World’s Tallest Men: If you want to date, you must have a good job. Part time farmer isn’t really going to garner the kind of attraction you’re after at cocktail parties.

Now the previous tallest man was a Ukranian, Leonid Stadnyk. Mr. Stadnyk may actually be taller than our boy Sultan, but he refuses to allow anyone to measure him. Read the rest of this entry »