A phone interview with The Mongolian Death Worm

After learning about the existence of the Acid Spitting, Lightning Shooting Mongolian Death Worm from an unimpeachable source, I became obsessed with the idea of its existence and dispatched one of my technical assistants from the vast Blurt staff to Mongolia to find the worm and arrange an interview.

Jeff, The Mongolian Death Worm.

For those of you unfamiliar with The Mongolian Death Worm, it is a 5 foot long worm, purported to live in the desert in Mongolia. It spits sulfuric acid and it generates bolts of electricity from the other end. Read the rest of this entry »