I Adopted Manti Te’o's Girlfriend’s Cat
Posted: January 17, 2013 Filed under: Foolishness | Tags: Cat, college football, comedy, Girlfriend, Hoax, humor, Manti Te'o, news 37 Comments »I remember the moment like it was yesterday; it was yesterday. A talking head on ESPN, the text below him parroting the hard truth he was speaking. “Manti Te’o’s girlfriend never existed.” It was the moment I knew I’d been hoaxed.
Mr. Te’o, the best player on a great college football team, became an inspirational figure by playing on in the face of the passing of his grandmother and girlfriend on the same day. So many of us felt for the kid.
Manti Te’o's girlfriend’s cat that is mine now even though I haven’t actually seen him. I named him Ghost, after Te’o's girlfriend. (public domain, wikimedia)
I didn’t know how to help. Then, late one night, it hit me. She probably had a pet that was left behind. It was probably a cat. I’ve never had a cat, but I would have this one and raise it like my own.
I Had A Cat…
After some internet research and a few calls I heard the words I was hoping for from an animal shelter worker: “yeah, we’ve got Manti Te’o’s girlfriend’s cat and you can adopt him. We’ll fly him right out.” It sounded like he said something about a nut job as he hung up, but I can’t be sure. Read the rest of this entry »
The Jolie Pez Project: The Jolie Sees NC State Beat Carolina In Chapel Hill
Posted: November 22, 2010 Filed under: The Jolie Pez Project | Tags: angelina jolie, celebrities, Chapel Hill, Chapel Hill North Carolina, college football, comedy, current events, humor, kenan stadium, marching band, music, NC State, nc state football, nc state marching band, North Carolina, North Carolina State University, random, Russell Wilson, state vs carolina, unc football, United States, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, video, you tube 30 Comments »The Jolie stopped in North Carolina for a day while in transit from her soon to be published California adventure to her upcoming visit to the Washington, DC area. This visit was completely unexpected, but apparently she wanted to see The Omawari-son and the North Carolina State Marching Band play at the big football game between NC State and the University of North Carolina.
The Jolie complained the whole ride about having to pay $5 for a ride to the stadium from a satellite lot in Chapel Hill. She was starting to get on everyone’s nerves until… Read the rest of this entry »




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