When I Am Rich: My Mariachi Band

My band will be able to play tequila too. No big deal. (Image via Wikipedia)

Long time readers of Blurt know that I am carefully planning how to foolishly spend the vast income this blog affords me. Spending this windfall ridiculously is a responsibility I take seriously.

I’ve decided that it would be a good idea for me to have a mariachi band. Let me clarify that. I don’t want to be in a mariachi band. My intent is to retain a mariachi band as part of my entourage. Read the rest of this entry »