Welcome to this month’s policy announcement. I had planned to discuss my economic policy, but following last nights Packers/Cardinals game I feel compelled to change course and address a matter more important than my plan to create prosperity and full employment. My policy, entitled the Atari Bigby Rule, will affect the naming of children. It will be implemented as soon as I take office.
First, some background. Atari Bigby is a defensive back who plays football for the Green Bay Packers. I have not had many opportunities to see the Packers play this year; I can’t really say anything about how good a player he is, other than he is much, much better than I am. Read the rest of this entry »