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		<title>Five Routine Minutes: What Does Replace Mean?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 11:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, L. Frank Baum</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 00:47:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>omawarisan</dc:creator>
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		<title>My Graduation Speech</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 04:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If anyone is looking for a graduation speaker, I am ready.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blurtblog.net&#038;blog=6438167&#038;post=15946&#038;subd=blurts&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Matisse&#8217;s Mom Might Disagree</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 00:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seemed to me that I ought to write something for Mothers Day, but that wasn&#8217;t going so well. I took a break from being frustrated and remembered, mid-break, that I ought to call my Mom and let her know when I would stop by for a Mother&#8217;s Day visit. We talked about our days, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blurtblog.net&#038;blog=6438167&#038;post=15941&#038;subd=blurts&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Five Routine Minutes: A Cauliflower Sheep</title>
		<link>http://blurtblog.net/2013/05/09/five-routine-minutes-a-cauliflower-sheep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 04:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A Guy Who Looks Half Horse Half Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 04:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>omawarisan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw a guy who looked like he is a descendant of one of those half horse, half man type of people. That much is true, that's what he looked like. The result is a short story about he and I. Yay, I wrote fiction again!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blurtblog.net&#038;blog=6438167&#038;post=15921&#038;subd=blurts&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Art Criticism: An Articulate Lion</title>
		<link>http://blurtblog.net/2013/05/02/art-criticism-an-articulate-lion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 22:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>omawarisan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all know the lion as &#8220;The King Of The Jungle&#8221;. The lions might have trademarked that phrase because none of the other animals seem to challenge the issue. Trademark or not, we accept it because we&#8217;ve heard it again and again. I&#8217;ve always thought it was a pretentious title. Besides, the jungle holds more [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blurtblog.net&#038;blog=6438167&#038;post=15891&#038;subd=blurts&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Sorry. You Were Right. I Was.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:16:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>omawarisan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the midst of prepping for every middle-ager's favorite medical procedure, I come to a powerful realization.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blurtblog.net&#038;blog=6438167&#038;post=15881&#038;subd=blurts&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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